Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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