There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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