okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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