If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
