shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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