The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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