People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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