This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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