i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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