Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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