oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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