Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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