Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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