my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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