He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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