where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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