Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
