He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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