You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You were trust falling into bushes
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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