I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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