I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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