My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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