ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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