the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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