so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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