there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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