what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I love you.
Bad choice
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