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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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