Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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