im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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