he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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