I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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