dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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