Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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