You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The feeling are messing with the penis
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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