Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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