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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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