Her vagina should come with caution tape.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
