Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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