it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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