Dual....:-)
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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