is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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