I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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