My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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