K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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