sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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