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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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