plz talk dirty to me
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
please don't ironically join a cult
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