so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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