she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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