Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have fence marks all over my body
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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