Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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