I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
