My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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