then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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