I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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