I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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