is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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